I got to ask

I dont mean to disrespect my readers, because they;ve been very kind to me. If you come and help me with my body, ill give you a tv books, a shot glass collection, a repairable laptop, some jewelery now. ill pay you back 5 fold the total cost of the trip. until I pay the money back, I will do whatever you ask kinda like a slave. please consider it, I also will be suing my first doctor for not seeing my tumor this next month. with that you can go on a vacation with your all your close friends.. thanks